Out the woodwork...

I do this a lot...LOL

So, it's summer, right? This is usually the time people really don't want to be in a relationship, correct. Too many options out there, plus...IT'S HOT!!! Now, I am a woman, through and through, so being in a relationship in the summer doesn't bother me, but I know it bothers guys. Especially with all the half-naked women roaming around for them to get at. I understand. I really enjoy going to the basketball courts to see fine, thick chested men, with basketball shorts on, getting all sweaty and stuff..ummmhmmm...Let me get back on the subject at hand...

So, recently, I've received many texts and phone calls from guys I haven't spoken to in MONTHS! At first, I was like, it's not winter, they don't need a boo. LOL. Then, I'm like, WHY are you calling/texting me? I don't understand where they are coming from. So, after a few months, I crossed your mind? I changed my profile pic on fb, so that prompted you to call/text me? GTFOH! What do you want?

It has been CRAZY! The guy I used to talked to randomly called me at 2 am last week. For what? "I just wanted to see how you were doing.." GET OUTTA HERE!!! I haven't spoken to you since like, March, April maybe, and now you wanna call and check on me? If you don't go on somewhere!!! I shouldn't have answered the phone, but I was half asleep and didn't pay attention to the number. I really hope he wasn't calling for some kind of booty call, because it def wasn't going down. I've been getting texts from people whose numbers are not even in my phone anymore, that's how long it has been. I'm like, erummm, you called because? The texts, yea, I don't even answer those! LOL. I know, that's mean, but you text me "Hey beautiful" when I haven't spoken to you in almost a year! GTFOH!! Yea, I am going on a rant, because they are really coming out of the woodwork! Some are married, just broken up, or possibly delusional thinking I want them. HA! If I wanted you, there would not be this who chunk missing on my timeline as far as we are concerned!

So really, like what is going on? It's not sex, because I haven't had sex with any of them except one. So, I just don't get it! So, your well went dry, not you coming for my "sweet tea?" Welp, just in case you are reading this...GTFOH!!! I don't want you! LOL

#thatisall

Signing Out,