|Isn't black love BEAUTIFUL? *tear*|
1. When you wake up in the morning, oh how I love the way you fart. I love the to sit up and sniff the air as you run to the bathroom to take your morning dump.
2. I love the way you cook for me and leave the kitchen a big mess, then I have to clean up the mess.
3. I love how you shave in the morning and leave the hair all over the sink. Sometimes, I pick them up one by one just to feel you.
4. I love how you sit in the living room and clip your toe nails, leaving the dirty, disgusting nails all over my freshly cleaned carpet. When I walk by and see those nails, my heart melts.
5. I love how you take a shower and just walk out of the bathroom dripping wet, leaving a water trail from the bathroom, to our room, to the kitchen.
6. I love how pick your nose and flick the boogers. I love how you try to save tissue.
7. I love how you come home from work and take off all of your clothes and leave them on the floor of the newly cleaned bedroom.
8. I love how you drink beer and leave the beer bottles everywhere. I just love seeing your mouth prints on the bottles, that way, as I pick them up, I can kiss them and imagine it's you.
9. I love how you are always ashy. It's okay boo, I love you just the way you are. *In my high ass Bruno Mars voice*
10. I love how you pretend to give me a massage, just because you want sex. It's okay, I didn't need to relax anyway.
11-25 Boo, you know I love you, from the top of your dirty head to the bottom of your crusty feet. Let's just get married right now!!!